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George Bush Scares Me

From this Bush Swearing story. Apparently he was caught swearing a bit when he didn't realize the microphone was still on. Big deal, NOT! But this little zinger really rattles my bones:

Bush also said that when he next spoke to G8 leaders, he would keep it brief. "I'm not going to talk too long like the rest of them. Some of these guys talk too long. Gotta go home. Got something to do tonight," he said.

This from a guy who is supposed to be a "world leader". And in the face of global crisis and matters of life and death, he's preoccupied with going bowling with his daughters or shooting some skeet with his buds or some stupid shti like that. What a nincompoop.

Haven't you always dreamed of having your very own TALKING GEORGE W. BUSH DOLL? Of course you have!

Well, this one doesn't swear, but he sure does spill a few dillies, including "We're working hard to put food on your family".

It's, it's, ......collecticable!!!! Talking George W. Bush Doll

Japan plans on building a moon base

JAXA (Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency) has set a goal of having a moon base in operation by 2030.

They're still having trouble getting satellites into orbit, but they still are optimistic that they will have living, breathing men walking on the moon within several decades.

Complete story at ABC Australia News

Personally, I'm inclined to believe this story is BS. Why is this JAPANESE space agency's acronym (JAXA) derived from ENGLISH words? Should't it be "Nipon Spaceru something-or-other"?

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Guy leaves his gun in the bathroom at the bank

Some guy in Brookfield, Wisconsin left his LOADED gun behind on top of the toilet in a bank.

He calls later to see if they found it.

Complete story at Boston.com News